|they say marriage is a partnership.
apparently the helms-martin foundation was formed to
provide living facilities, services, education,
financial support and a state-of-the-art home network
for their children until they elect to form new
the man of the house is derwood. also
known as daddy, slig or 'hey you,' the resident haxx0r, and
the guy who built and maintains the family's network.
he is further responsible for providing all funding,
protective services, grounds maintenance, acquisition
and maintenance of electronic and digital equipment.
he writes the scripts, fights the spammers, keeps us
connected and takes care of the technical end of things.
when time permits, he moonlights for lexis nexis in the
guise of a senior systems engineer.
the alpha female is kate, also known
as kathleen, kathy, mommy and the only one who can operate the
sewing machines. kate is the family's html writer.
she takes care of sustenance and domestic support,
handles the scheduling, maintains the family's social
calendars, provides public relations services, education
and transportation, in addition to maintaining the
family's website. she handles the creative side of
things both online and off. in her spare time she
is senior ce sgm for simutronics corp.'s dragonrealms.
teamwork. balance. yin yang. two
halves and all that.
you can find more pictures of them in
the various albums in our